What's Good For The Goose

Don't laugh too hard.

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- In an extended courtroom outburst, Saddam Hussein charged Wednesday that he has been beaten "everywhere on my body" while in detention and has the marks to prove it.

Hussein also alleged that his codefendants also had been beaten and "tortured" by Americans.

One of the co-defendants, Hussein said, was beaten with the butt of a rifle "until he fell down."

And U.S. forces aren't in Baghdad either, right?